Skip to content

Parking Like An Idiot

Public shaming for asshole parking

Parking Like An Idiot

Author: STLblueshirt

One spot for my truck and three for my ego.

Ford truck idiot parking

I wonder if the owner honestly thinks an F150 can’t fit into a single space.

Author STLblueshirtPosted on July 25, 2018Categories parking like a jackassTags F150, truck

I need two spaces wherever I go.

chevy truck parked like asshole

One is for my truck, and one is for my ego.

Author STLblueshirtPosted on May 18, 2018Categories parking like a jackassTags asshole parking, Chevy, pickup, Silverago, truck

It is in no way surprising that a mustard yellow Dodge pickup is double-parked.

asshole park job dodge

If you’re gonna take up two spaces, at least park in the middle of them. Show some consideration, fuckwad.

Author STLblueshirtPosted on February 12, 2018Categories parking like a jackassTags asshole parking

Nice try, but still douchey.

jackass parking VW Beetle

“I don’t wanna have to find a spot further away and walk like a pleb.”

Author STLblueshirtPosted on January 25, 2018Categories parking like a jackassTags VW Beetle

One douche usually followers another.

Ford F150 jackass parking

“Well if he’s gonna park like a dick, then I am too.”

Author STLblueshirtPosted on January 23, 2018Categories parking like a jackassTags Ford F150, Ford van

So, so close.

park like asshole Jeep SUV

Almost had a correct parking job, dude.

Author STLblueshirtPosted on December 27, 2017Categories parking like a jackassTags asshole parking, Jeep

Two assholes for the price of one!

ford truck van idiot parking

So if I kick one of these assholes in the crotch, does the other one feel it?

Author STLblueshirtPosted on October 5, 2017Categories parking like a jackassTags asshole parking, F150, Ford, van

My Subaru needs two spaces because it goes off-road.

idiot parking subaru

It’s douche-tastic!

Author STLblueshirtPosted on September 4, 2017Categories parking like a jackassTags asshole parking, Subaru

I drive a Lincoln! Parking inside the lines is for plebs!

selfish parking lincoln

Like seriously, you can’t take five seconds to back up into an actual space?

Author STLblueshirtPosted on September 4, 2017Categories parking like a jackassTags asshole parking, Lincoln

“I don’t ever double-check my parking.”

suv buick asshole parking

“I nail it on the first try every time. I don’t need to check it.”

Author STLblueshirtPosted on June 14, 2017Categories parking like a jackassTags Buick SUV

Posts navigation

Previous page Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 … Page 8 Next page
Parking Like An Idiot Proudly powered by WordPress