I wonder if the owner honestly thinks an F150 can’t fit into a single space.
Author: STLblueshirt
I need two spaces wherever I go.
One is for my truck, and one is for my ego.
It is in no way surprising that a mustard yellow Dodge pickup is double-parked.
If you’re gonna take up two spaces, at least park in the middle of them. Show some consideration, fuckwad.
Nice try, but still douchey.
“I don’t wanna have to find a spot further away and walk like a pleb.”
One douche usually followers another.
“Well if he’s gonna park like a dick, then I am too.”
So, so close.
Almost had a correct parking job, dude.
Two assholes for the price of one!
So if I kick one of these assholes in the crotch, does the other one feel it?
My Subaru needs two spaces because it goes off-road.
It’s douche-tastic!
I drive a Lincoln! Parking inside the lines is for plebs!
Like seriously, you can’t take five seconds to back up into an actual space?
“I don’t ever double-check my parking.”
“I nail it on the first try every time. I don’t need to check it.”