One spot for my truck and three for my ego. I wonder if the owner honestly thinks an F150 can’t fit into a single space.
It is in no way surprising that a mustard yellow Dodge pickup is double-parked. If you’re gonna take up two spaces, at least park in the middle of them. Show some consideration, fuckwad.
Two assholes for the price of one! So if I kick one of these assholes in the crotch, does the other one feel it?
I drive a Lincoln! Parking inside the lines is for plebs! Like seriously, you can’t take five seconds to back up into an actual space?
“I don’t ever double-check my parking.” “I nail it on the first try every time. I don’t need to check it.”