The only guy on my street who didn’t bother moving his car during January’s snow storm – because why move your car outta the way so plows can fully clear street lane?
Category: parking like a jackass
There’s a curb?
I stepped it off: two and a half feet from the curb. Milwaukee parking enforcement tickets cars over 12 inches from the curb.
Downtown, there are no wrong ways to park
He’s a professional driver, not a professional parker.
How much of a hurry are you in?
Well, half of the tires touch street.
Close enough, right?
The bigger the truck, the bigger the douche bag
So, so close. Just a few more inches and you’ve got it.
I’d bet being a few inches short is the reason be bought that truck in the first place.
Found in West Chester, OH.
Fuck yeah, stereotypes
Porsche owner parks like a selfish prick. Shocking, I know.
Found in West Chester, OH.
Pulled in, turned car off, walked away. No need to adjust.
NAILED IT.
*mic drop*
Utility vans are exempt from parking correctly
You can fit a foot and another half of a foot between tire and curb.
Who uses parking lanes as a guide? Idiots, that’s who.
‘Cause fuck everyone else that parks in this residential lot, right?
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