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Public shaming for asshole parking

Parking Like An Idiot

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When I park my car, I want to ensure it’s as obtrusive as possible

idiot parking van

The only guy on my street who didn’t bother moving his car during January’s snow storm – because why move your car outta the way so plows can fully clear street lane?

Author STLblueshirtPosted on January 28, 2016January 28, 2016Categories parking like a jackassTags asshole parking

There’s a curb?

asshole parking Honda

I stepped it off: two and a half feet from the curb. Milwaukee parking enforcement tickets cars over 12 inches from the curb.

honda jackass parking

Author STLblueshirtPosted on January 27, 2016January 28, 2016Categories parking like a jackassTags asshole parking

Downtown, there are no wrong ways to park

Jackass parking taxi

He’s a professional driver, not a professional parker.

Author STLblueshirtPosted on January 27, 2016January 28, 2016Categories parking like a jackassTags asshole parking

How much of a hurry are you in?

SUV parked selfishly

Well, half of the tires touch street.

Close enough, right?

Author STLblueshirtPosted on January 27, 2016January 28, 2016Categories parking like a jackassTags asshole parking

The bigger the truck, the bigger the douche bag

asshole parking truck

So, so close. Just a few more inches and you’ve got it.

I’d bet being a few inches short is the reason be bought that truck in the first place.

Found in West Chester, OH.

Author STLblueshirtPosted on January 27, 2016January 28, 2016Categories parking like a jackassTags asshole parking

Fuck yeah, stereotypes

porsche parked selfishly

Porsche owner parks like a selfish prick. Shocking, I know.

Found in West Chester, OH.

Author STLblueshirtPosted on January 27, 2016January 28, 2016Categories parking like a jackassTags asshole parking

Pulled in, turned car off, walked away. No need to adjust.

parked like jackass

NAILED IT.

*mic drop*

Author STLblueshirtPosted on January 27, 2016January 28, 2016Categories parking like a jackassTags asshole parking

Utility vans are exempt from parking correctly

van parked like an idiot

You can fit a foot and another half of a foot between tire and curb.

Author STLblueshirtPosted on January 27, 2016January 28, 2016Categories parking like a jackassTags asshole parking

Who uses parking lanes as a guide? Idiots, that’s who.

jackass parking

‘Cause fuck everyone else that parks in this residential lot, right?

Author STLblueshirtPosted on January 27, 2016January 28, 2016Categories parking like a jackassTags asshole parking

Welcome to Parking Like An Idiot

As the title suggests, this is a website dedicated to publicly shaming those that park in idiotic or selfish (or both) manners.

Author STLblueshirtPosted on January 27, 2016October 9, 2018Categories parking like a jackass

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