Chevy – Parking Like An Idiot

Not everyone is good at backing in. That’s fine if you aren’t. But then don’t do it.

I don’t paint because I suck at it. Simple enough.

I need two spaces wherever I go.

One is for my truck, and one is for my ego.

Because fuck parking lanes, right?

“Well if he’s gonna park like a selfish prick, then I will, too.”

Just a giant “fuck you” to the rest of humanity right here. Nothing more.